alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

mancameron:

HERE’S SAI

HERE’S PHOTOSHOP

GET’EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT

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tacticalturncoat:

"The situation became easier for me to deal with things. Sorry. Your services won’t be necessary~" -oh, there goes a kneecap. Stop serpentining, Amsel. You’ll be easier to hit-

-she grabbed for her hand, roughly, and turned the barrel away from its target- “Irene. The least you could have done was respect myself und my relationship und hold your fire until the next match.”

tacticalturncoat:

LADYOFNUCLEUS SAID: "IRENE."

"Not now, killing your lover." 

"IRENE, YOU DO NOT ASK ME TO SPEAK TO AMSEL UND THEN SHOOT HIM BEFORE I HAVE THE CHANCE."

-suddenly arms from behind and squeezing-

bangbangkopfschuss:

ladyofnucleus:

bangbangkopfschuss:

-Abrupt, jerky flinching. Good Lord, you’ll give the man a heart-attack-

-more tight squeezing before rubbing her fingers into his belly, yes hello-

-Responsive, blatantly overplayed wheezing to accompany the additional squeeze. Yes, hello, liebe.-

-apologetic purr-hum and belly rubs, someone is feeling affectionate, yep-

-suddenly arms from behind and squeezing-

bangbangkopfschuss:

-Abrupt, jerky flinching. Good Lord, you’ll give the man a heart-attack-

-more tight squeezing before rubbing her fingers into his belly, yes hello-

"Eliza, if you would be so kind, please give your sniper a good kick and make sure it hurts."

tacticalturncoat:

ladyofnucleus:

"Wh—liebling, what has he done?"

"Other than being a cheap-shot bastard? I’ll return the favour soon enough, but he deserves a little immediate pain. You’re closer."

She sighed, holding her hand over the bridge of her nose in an effort to repress a chuckle. “I will talk to him—I’m just sorry he put you in his sights like that.”