voodoosnipes:

albanianheavy replied to your post:.

[WHAT I DO NAO???]

((your frikkin Steam icon!!! UGH!!!! A warning would’ve been nice))

[[ i maD E THE MISTAKE OF LOOKING ]]

Arabella
Arctic Monkeys && AM
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ohgloreh:

Arctic Monkeys - Arabella

[[ I tried to Dro during lunch ]]

[text]:So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: …
[text]: really

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[text] last night you were yelling at the cops saying their at the wrong party

misscaribousoldier:

ladyofnucleus:

[text]: *they’re
[text]: if by ‘cops’ you mean strippers, then yes
[text]: i shooed them away

[text] I think you ruined that poor mans bachelor party

[text]: the next step would have been throating them in the pit

[text]: THROWING

[text]:Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve her. (from Phil)

ofarroganceandmayhem:

ladyofnucleus:

[text]: is Amsel wandering acorn
[text]: acorn
[text]: again
[text]: im so sorry, ill be right there

[txt] I said her
[txt] Unless there’s something about dick-face I don’t know about yet
[txt] is he really a she?

[text]: no i didnt see that

[text]: he is a he

[text]: who do you need me to poke up, there?

[text]: pick upt hen

[text]:That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

tacticalturncoat:

ladyofnucleus:

tacticalturncoat:

ladyofnucleus:

[text]: That picture wasn’t supposed to be s
[text]: Wait, who is this

[text]:… wait. wh o is ths?

[text]: I asked you first.
[text]: This is eliza, who are you

[text]: So. You answered first.

[text]: this s no one wrong numbner

[text]: gt out of my fone elizew

[text]: wait is this Irene

[text]: landline i thought I told you to go to bed

[text]: liebling

[text]:Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve her. (from Phil)

[text]: is Amsel wandering acorn
[text]: acorn
[text]: again
[text]: im so sorry, ill be right there

Eliza’s texting would be, for the most part, very literate and without a lot of the abbreviated ‘text speak’. But she’ll sometimes forget to use punctuation, or accidentally incur autocorrect, if her thumbs are going too fast.