[was that shame on her face? Yes it was.] "Amsel, I'm so sorry--I didn't realize today vas your birthday!" [keeses] "Did you vant to do anyzhing tonight?"
- ladyofnucleus

bangbangkopfschuss:

ladyofnucleus:

bangbangkopfschuss:

[And here he thought to have had gotten off ‘scott free’ as it were, without anything further than a vague mention of his date of birth. Damn.] “Is it?” [nuzzlekeeses] “It is sweet of you, but I don’t make an occasion of zhe day.”

[humkees] “Maybe you don’t, but I vant to. I vant to celebrate your birthday. But if you don’t vant to do anyzhing big, zhen maybe a drink in bed? Maybe relax und listen to zhe radio?”

"I’m not opposed, but it’s nothing to celebrate. Though, vhat you’ve proposed does sound nice."

[nuzzlekeeses] “I disagree—und I zhink you vould, too, if it meant breaking out a thirty-year-old scotch to celebrate viss, ja?” [grins]

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thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

via   source 87938 notes   April 23rd 2014

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0 notes   April 23rd 2014
[was that shame on her face? Yes it was.] "Amsel, I'm so sorry--I didn't realize today vas your birthday!" [keeses] "Did you vant to do anyzhing tonight?"
- ladyofnucleus

bangbangkopfschuss:

[And here he thought to have had gotten off ‘scott free’ as it were, without anything further than a vague mention of his date of birth. Damn.] “Is it?” [nuzzlekeeses] “It is sweet of you, but I don’t make an occasion of zhe day.”

[humkees] “Maybe you don’t, but I vant to. I vant to celebrate your birthday. But if you don’t vant to do anyzhing big, zhen maybe a drink in bed? Maybe relax und listen to zhe radio?”

via   5 notes   April 22nd 2014
"I think kissing is the most pure and raw form of physical contact there could ever be. Sex is intimate, sure, but you can have sex with anyone. A kiss though, my god. A kiss can change your world. A small touch between two pairs of lips can blow your mind. Whether it be short and sweet, or long and intense. And when you find someone that looks at you like you’re more beautiful than a blossoming rose; you never want to feel another’s lips against yours ever again."

—The Purity of a Kiss - (jpzg)
via   source 6865 notes   April 22nd 2014

[[i m fuKCIG N DED]]

3 notes   April 22nd 2014
From what I understand, your Steam is the most SFW environment I've ever seen.
- thequirkydoctor

why yes, I pride myself on the consideration I take before changing my steam handle

2 notes   April 22nd 2014

pypyro hat gesagt: i swear to god if this is surprise bUT T IUITS FUCKING SURPRISE BUTTSEX IM GONNA SCREAM

UuU

1 notes   April 22nd 2014
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  pypyro  video post  ooc  :D

medical-malice:

ladyofnucleus:

pypyro hat gesagt: god is dead you killed him

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the copious amounts of spit on my dash :D

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Thank google. I’m just going to leave this here.

spitfire

via   source 4 notes   April 22nd 2014
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